Appetite for Eliza
Posted by admin on 12 12th, 2010




In the catastrophic end of the tale the three cospirators are recognized by 5 Gillian’s fans and punished in really cruel ways…



The story keeps its downward spiral: Gillian is outcasted from the movie and in her place producers choose Elisha Cuthbert…

Gillian is even convinced by a crazed Chris Carter to act again as Scully, but in a porn flick!
The poll driven story goes on, and after another failed plan the three finally score and personally abuse on camera the poor Gillian. They use masks to avoid being recognized: my favourite is Courteney’s for the clear reference to her past interpretation in “Scream” and the enema full of “fresh sperm” she holds in one hand.
Meanwhile the real Ms Anderson has just acted in “Boogie Woogie” (which came out only this year) where she dyed her hair red: hence in this pic she’s no blonde anymore.

2007: it’s official there will be a new X-files movie (I want to believe). I imagined a story where Courteney Cox, Catherine Bell and Lucy Lawless want to prevent Gillian from being casted again for Scully’s role, by filming some compromising material about her!
Their first attempt is to humiliate Gillian in a strip poker game, but it fails as Ms Anderson reveals to be a good cheater…



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